I was at a friend's apartment
We were drinking and playing poker
till one the boys started talking shit on me
I asked him if he had a problem
and he bolted for the door
cause someone handed a kitchen knife to me
Three sheets to the wind I almost killed my friend
I'm back in the wagon again
and I swear on my life if I make it through tonight
I'll never drink another drink again
I was out drinking alone
I tried to mario kart it home
A fight broke out and the cops got called on me
and as I walked out the house
that pig drew his taser gun out
and I dropped to my knees and felt electricity
Holy fucking hell they're taking me to jail
In nothing but my underwear
and I swear on my life if I make it through tonight
I'll never drink or ever go back there
If your family invites you to a strange hotel room then
You might be walking into an intervention
You better take that flight and leave tonight check yourself in
Or spend your rest of your life drowning and wasting
Raw and hooky as heck, “Disaster Preparedness Coloring Book” is all classic, ragged indie sonics and rock-solid melodies. Bandcamp New & Notable Jun 3, 2023
Sticky-sweet hooks collide with glitter-coated, glammy guitars on the righteous, raucous new LP from this Auckland band. Bandcamp New & Notable May 21, 2023