She wakes up at six in the morning
I wake up at six in the afternoon
She likes doing shit that is boring
I like eating junk food and watching cartoons
She wants me to grow up and be responsible
All I want to do is have fun and be cool
And she said I'm not gonna babysit you anymore
and she said I'm sick of your teenage ways, your video games,
and always being poor here's your things and there's the door
I can't do this shit anymore
She's never happy with her own life
So she has to make mine a living hell
I have all the things money can't buy
I'm better off being all by myself
She wants me to change everything I am
All I want to do is hang out with my friends
And she said I'm not gonna babysit you anymore
and she said I'm sick of your teenage ways, your video games,
and always being poor here's your things and there's the door
I can't do this shit
Whine and bitch and moan and see what that gets you
A lifetime of alone in a house of cats
When you're nothing more than a bar hopping whore
In a town where people only know you best for that
I know I can do better than you bitch you are so ugly to me
And everyone can see right through all of your lies and your stories
I am the best thing that you have ever known
So leave me the fuck alone
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